Is it true that you had an abortion?

Anonymous
hahaha no? I’m doing my best trying not to get pregnant in order to avoid that.
BUT PLEASE TELL ME THERES A RUMOR ABOUT ME GETTING AN ABORTION. that would make my life 2.3% more interesting.
If I were to give you thirty dollars would you do it?

Anonymous
Money is worthless to me. Give me your fucking children.